
Kimmy Eckman - Pippy Longstocking here can hit a long ball, but cannot for the life of her chase after it. Otherwise, look elsewhere for pitchers.Ģ7. Gretchen Hasselhoff - She would be completely useless if not for the fact that she can pitch and run after a decent swing. Especially when it blatantly says below he is too short and can’t play in the field. Reese Worthington - So slightly better than him is a kid who can run around and play outfield. The description below says your poor eyesight on a count of social Darwinism means you can’t even be hid out in the outfield! What a joke you are Jorge.Ģ9. You have no skills, can’t do anything beyond mediocrity, and I don’t know what position you play. Logic would reason that being average at everything, a jack of all trades, master of none, would be helpful. Jorge Garcia - Sorry Jorge, you are the worst player in the game. If you’re seeking for an equipment that can help you in honing your skills to become better in sports competitions, there’s one for $999 which can easily be purchased online.Īnd now for the best character in video games to introduce us in, is VINNIE THE GOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!ģ0. Just pick a spot and throw, and hope they don’t hit the ball, there’s almost nothing you can do. Running is next, it can be really helpful in certain moments of a tight game, and pitching is least important. Fielding is next in importance because you need to be able to shut down the AI when they do inevitably hit, and you won’t be able to play all 9 guys on the field at once. Hitting is the most important, you want power to end games because offense = wins. The criteria is simple: I added each player’s stats together, figured out who had the most raw talent in each of the four categories of skill (batting, pitching, fielding, and running), and sort of went from there. I have to keep those warm memories with me, and not crush them by playing this game and being disappointed. But instead of admitting that and doing a deep dive into why, I’ll just stick with my nostalgia and make a tier list for the best players in the game.

Others don’t, and this might be one of them. We all played this game when we grew up, right? Alongside all of the other Humongous games made for children in the ‘90s? Some of those games are still great, and hold up really well (like Spy Fox’s humor).
